Denver - Good evening, everybody! The Eitoap Press is reporting that scientists have discovered an alarming and confounding statistic about Deafhood members: they are not very smart. In fact, one scientist had this to say about Deafhood leaders,”If you took the brains of Deafhood and put them into a chicken, it would fly awkwardly sideways forever and a day.”

HaHa!

How are all ya’ll this Friday? I hope you had a good week and are ready for the weekend.

I have to apologize for not posting today’s article sooner. I got caught up in other projects and by the time I was able to sit down and post today’s article, I already have to head out the door. Having a social life is not conducive to blogging, all ya’ll, but I intend to do it daily, so I am here today.

Okay .. instead of posting an article, I thought to repost a few articles that I’ve written over the past few months. I figured to give some of you newer readers something to read about because I am copping out, taking the easy way out. Whatever.

IT’S FRIDAY!

Here are some articles:

Thursday BlackOut!

Oralism Causes Deaf Man to Be Hospitalized

Deficit Thinking - Paralysis by Analysis

Jesus Hates Deaf People

Anyway .. I have to go now - I need to pick up some groceries for a BBQ tomorrow afternoon. We’re having BBQ’d chicken and hot dogs, along with some Coca-Cola; and I’ll be sure to have a drink and a smile just for all ya’ll, too.

Enjoy your Friday - if you’re lucky, you might catch a tissue-stuffed-bra-wearing Deafhood supporter working at a topless bar near you.

I am not kidding you!

Good times! Great vibrations! I love Fridays!

Be good .. or be good at it.

Paotie