Tweaker, Tweaker! Please Run Far!
Denver – Good morning! Last night’s dinner went great! We had a great time at a fancy restaurant celebrating the Squirrel that Run Up the Tree over steak, french fries (my favorite!) and drinks. In fact, we even talked about Marlee Matlin’s dancing with the stars, as well as the small crowd of tweakers standing outside, tweaking the night away.
Somehow or another, a singsong popped into my skull. In fact, it is loosely based on the children’s popular song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and I decided to share it with all ya’ll. It’s nothing really – just a little ditty that I can’t get out of my head now. So, if I’ve got to suffer, so do you!
HaHa!
Anyway, here goes:
Tweaker, tweaker, please run far
Please don’t go and steal that car
You’re so dumb and you’re so high
Sooner or later, you’ll cast that die
Tweaker, tweaker, watch that car
How I wonder what you are.
When the blazing gun is done
You’ll be shooting up a ton
When you show your little pipe
Tweaker, tweaker, all the night
Tweaker, tweaker, please run far
How I wonder who you are.
Like a crazy figure in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny little scars
And he’ll never let you go
Until you bake an ounce of coke
Tweaker, tweaker, all the night
Tweaker, tweaker, please run far
How I wonder where you are.
At the park at night you sleep, and
Through the fields you find to creep
And though you never zip your fly
Until you’ve had your morning rise
Tweaker, tweaker, all the night
Tweaker, tweaker, please run far
How I wonder how you are.
As your blighted and many warts
Stare at you with hairy little parts
Though you know not what you are,
Tweaker, please, watch the car
Tweaker, tweaker, please run far
Now do you wonder what you are?
I will have a story for you tomorrow about dinner last night, which includes a rather embarrassing moment for Paotie! Warning: do not speak LOUDLY about people picking their noses in very quiet restaurants! Additional alert: people with non-functioning ears ought to make sure their voices are not LOUD for all the world to hear when Paotie says, “Gawrsh! Look at that dude! He’s picking his nose! Dis-gust-ing!”
Have a great day, everybody!
Be good .. or be good at it.
Paotie
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Awesome! It’s one of my favorite songs to sing when I was little….and every time I gaze at the dark night sky and see stars afar.
And you changed that song, how brilliant! Awesome! I’m impressed!!!!!
Meth is bad. It puts holes in your brain. I think also, the fact that you brought this to light is good because I have heard of some deaf people that are into meth…defintely a no no!
A relative of mine used to work at the Salvation Army as an addiction rehab counselor to alcoholics and drug addicts. She said many can recover from their addictions, except for meth addicts. Tweakers have the highest relapse rate, and the Salvation Army doesn’t take in repeaters. Many end up on the streets, homeless.
My husband and I both have lost friends to meth addiction. They really crashed and burned, oblivious to what they did to themselves, lost jobs, families and homes.
You wrote an interesting ditty about meth addiction, tuned to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star– you’re quite the poet, er, lyricist.
Yup!
Meth is BAD, BAD, BAD!
Besides, when I was in high school, I went to a party and there were a few drug addicts there – doing their thing. One guy was constantly grinding his teeth as he talked to me.
Okay .. let’s review here:
I read lips.
Man is grinding his teeth and talking to me.
Imagine that!
HaHa!
Paotie
Also ..
The tempo I had was a little faster than “Twinkle Twinkle” plays – or at least how I remember it.
A little bit faster. Not a rap. Not a heavy metal thingie, either.
Just a little bit faster of a tempo than “Twinkle Twinkle” goes.
Or whatever works for you. Or not.
Paotie
My favorite quote from my grandfather:
“I smoke pot because i want to go to heaven before i die”
Well, I am glad that I do not have *ANY* friends who have the meths!
If I see them, I must stay away from them…..
All my life, I have never seen anyone using the meths.
Meths can make your face to look old…..Use the Olay!
Yeah, that tempo is very common and can be slow or fast. And is the only piece that I still remember how to play on a piano without looking at the notes (the first piece I learned). So, if I see a piano, that would be the one I would play.
Still, I’m impressed. You’re so creative!
Glad you had a good time with your ladies celebrating your special day!!
Am curious to know how deaf you are cuz you know the words to quite a lot of songs. I know many songs too but not all the words…I can pick up a few here and there and my kids (…that was many birthdays ago…) used to fill in the words for me. Since they’ve grown and gone from home I’ve gotten behind on many many songs. Gotta tell ya that I’ve enjoyed your songs and other “made up” ones as well.
Divided ..
I have 115db loss.
The majority of the songs I pick here are found by Googling keywords. In fact, I have stated as much in comments before.
I’m just having fun with phonetics.
Paotie
I can’t get pass the steak, fries and drinks…..my favorite as well.
The only good news about being deaf, you can’t hear the guys response unless it is visual……
Hiya,
Happy Birthday hottie… live for you, Jodi
Paotie…thanks!! I do recall your comments but you had me wondering now and then…I’m truly impressed though cuz I don’t know of any DEAF person who takes an interest in songs. Not only that…you’re good at it too.
Ba, ba da da ba….you’re even better than me!!
Hap hap happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
“There’s a hole in Daddy’s arm, where all the money goes.
Jesus died for nothing I suppose.
Little pictures have big ears…..”
I forget the rest.
warmly,
David
Dyslectics Untie!
“I can’t sleep..Clowns will eat me”